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E-mail Commandments Date: Sent Monday, February 13, 2017 Category: None

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- Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.

- Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest.

- Thou shalt read thine own message thrice before thou sendest it.

- Thou shalt ponder how thy recipient might react to thy message.

- Thou shalt check thy spelling and thy grammar.

- Thou shalt not curse, flame, spam, or USE all CAPS.

- Thou shalt not forward any chain letter.

- Thou shalt not rely on the privacy of e-mail, especially from work.

- Thou shalt not use e-mail for any illegal or unethical purpose.

- When in doubt, save thy message overnight and reread it in the light of the dawn.

- That which thou findest hateful to receive, sendest thou not unto others.

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