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Writers' Quotes
Date: Sent Tuesday, August 25, 2015
Category: None
Rating: 3.75/5 (121 votes)
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"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." (Tom Clancy)

"I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on it." (William Faulkner)

"I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87." (Steve Martin)

"I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know." (Mel Brooks)

"It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous." (Robert Benchley)

"A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction." (William Faulkner)

"The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps." (Robert Benchley)

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