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|Christmas Q&A |
Date: Sent Wednesday, December 26, 2018
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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?
What's red and white and falls down the chimney?
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
It's in Decembrrrrr.
What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station.
What do elves learn in school?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work, and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Received from Joke du Jour.