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The Camel Joke Date: Sent Wednesday, December 29, 2010 Category: None

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A guy is walking along a road to town with his camel. Along the way, a driver stops and asks if he needs a ride to town. The guy says, "Yeah," and hops in.

The driver asks, "What about your camel?"

The guy replies, "Oh, he's okay -- he knows his way to town."

So the driver starts driving, gets up to about 45 mph, looks in his rear view mirror, and sees the camel right behind him. He says to the guy, "Hey buddy, ya know your camel is behind us?"

The guy replies, "Yeah, it's okay -- he knows his way to town. Speed up a little."

The driver speeds up to about 55 mph. He's driving along and looks behind him and again sees the camel. He says to the guy, "Your camel is still there."

The guy replies, "Really, it's okay -- he knows his way to town. Speed up a little."

So the driver speeds up to 65 mph. He drives for a bit, looks behind him, then looks at the guy and says, "Hey buddy, your camel is looking pretty rough."

The guy replies, "Oh yeah? What's he doing?"

The driver says, "Well, his ears are folded back and his tongue is hanging out."

The guy replies, "His tongue is hanging out? Which side?"

The driver says, "The left side."

The guy replies, "You'd better hold your course -- he's fixin' to pass ya!"

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