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Boy, Officer and Squirrel Date: Sent Thursday, May 26, 2011 Category: None

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A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.

"Now listen here," the policeman said, "whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature, I shall personally do to you."

"In that case," said the boy, "I'll kiss 'im and let 'im go."

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