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Fruitcakes Date: Sent Wednesday, December 22, 2010 Category: None

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"You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon-wrapped lumps in the mail. Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to damage them. They last forever, largely because nobody ever eats them." - Dave Barry, "Simple, Homespun Gifts"

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