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Quotes from TFTD Date: Sent Wednesday, February 2, 2011 Category: None

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Remember 'manure' was originally a French word. - Heard on the Radio

Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - Old Photocopy Wisdom

Lewis's Law of Travel: The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.

How often could things be remedied by a word. How often is it left unspoken. - Norman Douglas (1868-1952), novelist and essayist, Bits and Pieces, February 2004

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

We should be thankful for the good things we have and also for the bad things we don't have.

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Received from Daniel Galvin.