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Real Answers on Tests
Date: Sent Thursday, October 4, 2012
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These test answers were allegedly submitted by grammar school teachers around the country:

* One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.

* Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils, others preferred to be oil.

* Rain is saved up in cloud banks.

* Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dog's tongue will kill the strongest man.

* It is so hot in some parts of the world that the people there have to live in other places.

* Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

* The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.

Received from Andy Chap.


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