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Thursday, November 28, 2024 |
Real Answers on Tests Date: Sent Thursday, October 4, 2012 Category: None | Rating: 3.67/5 (124 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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These test answers were allegedly submitted by grammar school teachers around the country:
* One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.
* Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils, others preferred to be oil.
* Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
* Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dog's tongue will kill the strongest man.
* It is so hot in some parts of the world that the people there have to live in other places.
* Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.
* The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.
Received from Andy Chap.
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