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Groaner: The Merger Date: Sent Wednesday, October 9, 2019 Category: None

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Mary owned and operated a small nursery that was renowned for its magnificent chrysanthemums.

Her neighbor Jack had a small kennel, where he raised purebred dalmatians.

They merged in the hope that they could combine the two and grow it into an online sales .com.

Unfortunately, the flower business wilted and the market for dalmatians was spotty, so it remained a small "mum and pup" operation.

(By Ken Pinkham)

Received from Stan Kegel.