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Dangerous horse ride Date: Sent Friday, August 11, 2000 Category: None

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Monday, I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. I went horseback riding.

Everything was going fine until the horse starts bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off.

Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground. My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.

Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness the Wal-mart manager came and unplugged it.