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Bumper Stickers for Ladies Date: Sent Friday, July 20, 2012 Category: None

Rating: 2.98/5 (195 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

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GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN, AND I HAVE A GUN.

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY ... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

Received from FranCMT2.