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College Entrance Exam: Football Player Edition Date: Sent Friday, August 19, 2011 Category: None

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Time Limit: 3 weeks

YOU MUST ANSWER TWO OR MORE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY TO QUALIFY!

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law, and social conditions.

OR

Give the first name of PIERRE Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army
(d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (Check only one)
(a) Jewish
(b) CATHOLIC
(c) Hindu
(d) Swedish
(e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximate)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) NORTHERNERS

9. Spell - CAT, DOG, PIG

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

EXTRA CREDIT: Using your fingers, count from 1-5.

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