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President's Day
Date: Sent Monday, February 19, 2018
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/* Disclaimer: This joke is equally funny regardless of who is in office at the time. It is not meant to apply to the current or any specific President. */

I was eating lunch on the 18th of February with my 10-year-old grandson and I asked him, "What day is tomorrow?"

He said, "It's President's Day!" He is a smart kid.

I asked, "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc.

He replied, "President's Day is when the President steps out of the White House. If he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."

You know, it hurts when coffee spurts out your nose...

Received from Gayle Marie.


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