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Groaner: Hawaii Date: Sent Wednesday, June 6, 2012 Category: None

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One newlywed couple was planning to visit Hawaii. "It's pronounced Havaii," said the husband.

"No, it's Hawaii," argued the wife.

They argued about it the whole flight until they deplaned in Oahu. The husband approached a man at the gate and asked, "Can you settle an argument for us? Is this Hawaii or Havaii?"

"This is Havaii," the man said.

"Ha!" said the husband to his wife. "See, didn't I tell you I'm always right?" The husband turned back to the man, shook his hand, and said, "Thank you."

"You're velcome."

Received from Stan Kegel.