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Father of the Bride Date: Sent Thursday, May 24, 2012 Category: None

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At a wedding rehearsal, the minister told the father of the bride, "As you give your daughter's hand to the bridegroom, you should say something nice to him."

The father, a grocery store manager, took the advice.

During the wedding ceremony, he placed the bride's hand on his son-in-law's arm and said, "No deposit, no return."

Received from Big Mac Clean Joke Attack.