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One-Liners Date: Sent Friday, September 16, 2011 Category: None

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** If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws.

** Birthdays are good for you - the more you have, the longer you live.

** Constant change is here to stay.

** Buy one for the price of two and get another one free!

** Vanna White's in a rehab center. She's hooked on phonics.

** A watched clock never boils.

** A word to the wise is unnecessary.

** All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.

** I'd like to go to an assertiveness training class. First I need to check with my wife.

** The teacher asked my son, "If you have five apples and I ask you for one, how many will you have?" My son answered, "Five."

** Money isn't everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

** Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

** "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

** There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

** God made us relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.

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