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Son, Time to Get Up Date: Sent Friday, February 24, 2012 Category: None

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About 8 o'clock one cold February morning, the young man was still in bed, sound asleep. His mother came into the room.

"Son, it's time to get up. You gotta get ready for church," she implored.

"I'm too tired. Leave me alone," he said.

"Son, you gotta get up and get ready for church."

"I'm not going to church. It's no fun! I don't want to go," he protested.

"Son, you gotta get up and get ready for church."

"The people stare at me! They talk about me behind my back! I don't wanna go to church," he protested.

"Son, you gotta get up and get ready for church."

"I'm not going to church. Give me one good reason why I have to go to church," he protested.

"I'll give you three good reasons: One -- it's Sunday. Two -- I'm your mother, and you'll do as I say! Three, you're the pastor -- it's your job!"

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