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Gandhi & Abstract Noun Date: Sent Thursday, September 7, 2000 Category: None

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him what?

A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!

Received from Arline Burnell.

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"An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it. Can you give me an example of one?"

"Sure," a teenage boy replied. "My father's new car."

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