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Brain Transplant Date: Sent Monday, September 11, 2000 Category: None

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A man was waiting in the doctor's office. The doctor came in and said, "Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out front and a young couple was killed and you can have which ever brain you like. The man's brain is $100,000.00 and the woman's brain is $30,000.00."

The patient could not help but ask, "Why such a large difference between, the male and the female brain?"

The doctor replied, "the female brain is used."