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Restaurant Date: Sent Friday, April 26, 2013 Category: None

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A waiter approached a man studying his menu carefully in a fancy restaurant one evening. "May I take your order, sir?" he asked.

"Well, I was just wondering how you prepare your chickens."

"Oh, its nothing too special, sir," the waiter confided. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."

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