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Vise Grip Date: Sent Tuesday, February 16, 2016 Category: None

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When I noticed a broken vise grip in the trash can, I decided to buy my husband a new one for his birthday. I went to the hardware store and asked the salesman, "Do you have any heavy-duty vises?"

"Sorry, ma'am," he replied. "I gave them all up for Lent."

[Thanks to Reader's Digest.]

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