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Quick Quips Date: Sent Tuesday, January 12, 2016 Category: None

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"The first law of advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague." - John Crosby, advertising executive

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"I searched for the bluebird of happiness, but all I found was the chicken of despair." - Anonymous

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Did you know that Cinderella was a lousy basketball player? What did you expect? She only had a PUMPKIN for a coach!

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A Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you." So I didn't.

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"My doctor tells me I suffer from extreme hypochondria. He prescribed a strong placebo, but I don't think it's working." - Fred Marcum

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"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up." - Unknown

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