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Pilots Speaklish Date: Sent Thursday, February 19, 2026 Category: None

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It was a really nice day, right about dusk, and a Piper Malibu was being vectored into a long line of airliners to land at Kansas City.

KC Approach: "Malibu three-two Charlie, you're following a 727, one o'clock and three miles."

Three-two Charlie: "We've got him. We'll follow him."

KC Approach: "Delta 105, your traffic to follow is a Malibu, eleven o'clock and three miles. Do you have that traffic?"

Delta 105 (in a thick southern drawl, after a long pause): "Well ... I've got something down there. Can't quite tell if it's a Malibu or a Chevette."

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