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A Visit to the Doctor Date: Sent Tuesday, December 27, 2011 Category: None

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Last week when I went to the doctor, the kindly gentleman asked the question I knew he was going to ask: "Now, what are we planning to do about that excess weight you're carrying around?"

"I don't know, doc. You want to haul it around for a while?"

"Be serious."

"I am serious. Look, it just must be an overactive thyroid."

"No, your thyroid's perfectly normal. If there's anything overactive, it's your fork!"

Received from Steve Sanderson.