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A Letter Home Date: Sent Tuesday, January 14, 2014 Category: None

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A young man, living away from home, writes to his parents...

Dear folks,

I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy to have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.

Your son, Marvin.

P.S. I felt so terrible I ran after the mailman who picked this up in the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed that I could get it back. But it was too late.


A few days later, he received a letter from his father. It said...

Dear son,

Your prayers were answered. Your letter never came.

Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth.