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Chief of Cheaps Date: Sent Wednesday, September 27, 2000 Category: None

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/* GCFL apologies for the slip included in Monday's funny. We work hard to avoid that, and we will continue to try harder to maintain our standard of good, clean material. */

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.

"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."

The clerk handed him a mirror.

Received from Scotty.