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Halloween Riddles
Date: Sent Tuesday, October 27, 2020
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Who did the boy monster take to the Halloween dance?
His bootiful ghoul-friend.

Why did the ghost become a sailor?
He wanted to haunt for buried treasure!

What would you get if you crossed a wolf with a polyester jacket?
A wash-and-wearwolf.

What do baseball players do on Halloween?
They practice pitchcraft.

What do ghouls order at McMonsters?
Handburgers.

What do you get if you cross Jesse James and Dracula?
A robbery at the blood bank.

What happens when a flying witch breaks the sound barrier?
You hear the broom boom.

What do you use to repair a jack o' lantern?
A pumpkin patch.

Do witches stay home on weekends?
No. They go away for a spell.

What do you call a roomful of ghosts?
A bunch of boo-boos.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.

What goes "Oob, oob!"
A witch in reverse.

What happened to the witch who hooked her broom to a space shuttle?
She got spaced out.

Why couldn't the mummy attend the meeting?
He was all tied up.

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a dwarf?
A monster that sucks blood out of kneecaps!

What do you call a monster that has been locked in a freezer all night?
A cool ghoul!

What do spooks call their navy?
The ghost guard.

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher.

What is a ghost's favorite subject in high school?
Boo-ology of course!

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost when they got into the car?
"Don't forget to buckle your sheetbelt!"

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?
"Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back."

Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
They would only let him be BAT boy!

Why didn't Dracula get married?
He never met a nice ghoul!

What is a ghost's favorite food?
Boo-loney sandwich.

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
An amoeboo!

What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A Bloodhound!

What kind of math did the monster student do best?
Scare root.

What should you say when you meet a ghost?
"How do you boo, sir? How do you boo?"

What time would it be if five demons were chasing you?
Five after one.

What type of music do ghosts prefer?
Spirituals, of course.

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