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Crows
Date: Sent Wednesday, July 18, 2012
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Rating: 2.94/5 (173 votes)
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A farmer out plowing stopped for lunch under a big oak tree. As he pulled out a big baloney sandwich, his wife called him, so he set it down and went to see what she wanted.

A flock of crows dropped out of the tree and started eating the farmer's sandwich. The biggest crow grabbed the baloney out of the sandwich, flew to the plow handle, and ate the whole thing. When the farmer came back, all the crows flew away except the one on the plow because he was too heavy to fly. Out of desperation, he leaped off the plow handle and fell to his death.

Moral: Don't fly off the handle when you're full of baloney!

Received from Bryan.


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