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Menopause Jewelry Date: Sent Tuesday, May 29, 2012 Category: None

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My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Stupid man!

Received from Stephanie Davis.