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Tuesday, April 22, 2025 |
Super Grannie: Defender of Justice  
Date: Sent Wednesday, October 18, 2000
Category: None | Rating: 4.28/5 (144 votes)
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An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, she found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping
bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car you
scumbags!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping
bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her
bags into her car and drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white
males were reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than 5' tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large
handgun.
No charges were filed.
Received from Virginia Bechtold.
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