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Definitions Date: Sent Friday, September 21, 2012 Category: None

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No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words "complete" and "finished" in way that is easy to understand.

Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED, but there is:

When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE...

And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED...

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED.

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