View Funnies	Monday, January 20, 2025

Previous Funny

Email to a Friend

Archive Index

Random Funny

Printer friendly

Next Funny

EXTRA: This funny is in the 'extra' queue which means it is clean, but not really good enough to be mailed out. Of course, it could be removed or shuffled to another queue at any time. Your votes help us decide if a funny should be mailed out (or not). Please give your opinion by voting.

Groaner: Summer Vacation Date: No date scheduled Category: None

Rating: 3.40/5 (48 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

0 1 2 3 4 5

It was the first day of the school year, and an elementary teacher was trying to get to know her students. "What did you do this summer?" the teacher asked Suzie.

"Me and my family went to the beach a lot," Suzie answered.

"That sounds like fun," said the teacher. "How about you, Emma? What did you do this summer?"

"Me and my family rode our bikes together."

"That sounds lovely," said the teacher. She continued with all her pupils until she got to shy little Johnny in the corner of the room.

"What did you do this summer, Johnny?"

"Nothing," little Johnny responded timidly.

"Did you do anything with your family?" the teacher asked, trying to draw Johnny out.

"Yes."

"Did you go to the beach?"

"No."

"Did you ride bikes?"

"No, never!" the boy burst out. "We can never ride bikes together!"

"Why not?" said the shocked teacher.

"I don't know," explained little Johnny. "But my dad says that when my mom and my sisters are cycling together, he has to get out of town."

Received from Stan Kegel.