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Thanksgiving Knock Knock Date: Sent Wednesday, November 27, 2013 Category: None

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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving! Aren't you?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up! I'm starved!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait long to eat?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all the food!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Odette.
Odette who?
Odette's a big turkey!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip a big plate and dig in!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma real pig when it comes to eating turkey!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther any more gravy?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the stuffing too!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron you having more cranberry sauce?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don eat all the stuffing, I want some more!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Arthur,
Arthur who?
Arthur any more sweet potatoes?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma dinner's gone. May I have dessert?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda piece of pumpkin pie?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don't eat this much!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
General Lee.
General Lee who?
General Lee I don't either!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot more than I should have!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle I do if you don't open the door for me?

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