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Saturday, July 5, 2025 |
Two Black Eyes   
Date: Sent Tuesday, August 13, 2013
Category: None | Rating: 3.17/5 (149 votes)
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One Sunday morning, a wife complained of a bad stomach ache and wouldn't be able to attend the church service, so her husband went alone. When he
returned later, he had two black eyes!
When she asked what happened, he explained that when everyone rose to sing a hymn, he noticed the lady in the pew in front of him had her dress tucked
into her rear end. Well, being ever the gentleman, he figured she wouldn't want to be seen that way, so he reached forward and pulled it out for her.
She turned around and slugged him in the eye!
"But," his wife said, "how did the OTHER eye get black too?"
He explained: "When she turned back around, I was still a bit stunned, but I thought to myself she must have wanted it there, so I reached forward and
gently tucked it back in."
Received from Becky Day.
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