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Take One Apple Date: Sent Monday, September 23, 2013 Category: None

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At a Catholic gathering, the Mother Superior stacked a pile of apples on one end of a table with a sign saying, "Take only one apple please - God is watching."

On the other end of the table was a pile of cookies on which a student had placed a sign saying, "Take all the cookies you want - God is watching the apples."

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