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Oxymorons Date: Sent Wednesday, September 4, 2013 Category: None

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Oxymorons: Two words or phrases that have opposite meanings.

- Act naturally

- Found missing

- Resident alien

- Advanced BASIC

- Genuine imitation

- Airline Food

- Good grief

- Same difference

- Almost exactly

- Terribly pleased

- Sanitary landfill

- Alone together

- Legally drunk

- Silent scream

- Living dead

- Government organization