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The Unluckiest Man Alive Date: Sent Monday, January 27, 2014 Category: None

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Four blokes were sitting in a pub drinking.

As time went on, the face of one got longer and longer.

"What's the matter, Fred?"

"I guess I'm the unluckiest man alive!"

"Why so, Fred?"

"Well, you know I went to that funeral last week."

The other three nodded. "But he was in his nineties!"

"I know." He paused as his face got longer. "It's just that I caught the wreath!"

Received from Irene A. Mystery.