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Favorite Restaurant Date: Sent Thursday, February 13, 2014 Category: None

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A young girl's parents decided to take her to visit a new church one Sunday morning. As a small bribe, they told her that if she were good during the service they would take her to her favorite restaurant afterwards.

During the pastor's rather fiery sermon on the destination of the good versus the destination of the evil he asked, in a rather loud voice. "And where do you think those who live a pure, just and good life before the Lord are going to go?"

The girl stood in her seat and cried out, "To my favorite restaurant!"

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