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Tuesday, November 26, 2024 |
Deer Hunting   
Date: Sent Wednesday, March 23, 2016
Category: None | Rating: 3.68/5 (110 votes)
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A builder, pastor and professional golfer went deer hunting together. They were all novices, but wanted to try it.
They had been out all day and towards dusk they all spotted a 5 point buck at the same time. They each took aim and 3 shots were fired at the moving
target. The buck went down, so they rushed over to make sure it was dead. It was, so they started to discuss who had actually hit it. As they were
discussing it, a game warden happened along and asked what the problem was. They told him, and he said for them to stand back and he would try to
figure it out based on the bullet hole and the rifles that were being used.
After only a couple minutes, he came to them and said that the pastor was the one who hit the deer. The three wondered how he could figure it out so
fast. The warden said the bullet went in one ear and came out the other.
(author unknown - heard at a memorial service for a local pastor)
Received from Dan Blomquist.
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