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Questions Asked of Park-Rangers Date: Sent Wednesday, April 15, 1998 Category: None

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Grand Canyon National Park

• Was this man-made?
  
• Do you light it up at night?
  
• I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom-where is it?
  
• Is the mule train air conditioned?
  
• So where are the faces of the presidents?

• Are the alligators real?
  
• Are the baby alligators for sale?
  
• Where are all the rides?
  
• What time does the two o'clock bus leave?

• What time do you feed the bears?
  
• Can you show me where the yeti lives?
  
• How often do you mow the tundra?
  
• How much does Mount McKinley weigh?

• Did people build this, or did Indians?
  
• Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?
  
• What did they worship in the kivas-their own made-up religion?
  
• Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?
  
• Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?

• How much of the cave is underground?
  
• So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
  
• Does it ever rain in here?
  
• How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?
  
• So what is this--just a hole in the ground?

• Where are the cages for the animals?
  
• What time do you turn on Yosemite Falls?
  
• Can I get my picture taken with the carving of President Clinton?

• Does Old Faithful erupt at night?
  
• How do you turn it on?
  
• When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?
  
• We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?