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Hot Dog Date: Sent Wednesday, July 9, 2014 Category: None

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Then there's the one about the Buddhist monk who went up to a hot dog vendor and ordered a hot dog.

The vendor asked him, "How do you want it?"

And the monk said, "I want it to be 'one with everything'," and hands him a $20 bill.

The vendor then gives him his hot dog and continues on with his business.

The monk asks, "Where is my change?"

And the vendor replies, "Change must come from within."

Received from Robert Marciszewski and Eric Shipley.