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New Cab Driver
Date: Sent Wednesday, September 3, 2014
Category: None
Rating: 4.20/5 (114 votes)
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A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver, so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder.

The driver screamed, jumped up in the air, and yanked the wheel over.

The car mounted the curb, demolished a lamppost, and came to a stop inches from a shop window.

The startled passenger said, "I didn't mean to frighten you -- I just wanted to ask you something."

The taxi driver said, "It's not your fault, sir. It's my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years!"

Received from Steve Sanderson.


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