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Paint the General's Office Date: Sent Thursday, November 20, 2014 Category: None

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Two female privates are ordered to paint the general's office. They are warned not to get paint on their uniforms. So they lock the door, strip down to their underwear and get to work.

An hour later, there's a knock at the door. "Who is it?" they ask.

"Blind man."

Thinking nothing of it, the privates open the door. "Hi," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"

Received from martysjotd.