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Groaner: Adopted Date: Sent Wednesday, January 7, 2015 Category: None

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An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately, though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This adoption led to some peculiar behaviors on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency to eschew jumping but rather to embrace running around like its step-siblings.

As the rabbit passed through puberty, however, it soon faced an identity crisis (don't we all!). It went to its stepparents to discuss the problem.

It lamented that it felt different from its step-siblings, was unsure of its place in the family, and was generally forlorn. Their response was ... "Don't scurry, be hoppy."

Received from Stan Kegel.