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A Cat's 12 Days of Christmas Date: Sent Friday, December 27, 2019 Category: None

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On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me:
Twelve bags of catnip!
Eleven tasty cat treats,
Ten ornaments hanging,
Nine wads of tissue,
Eight peacock feathers,
Seven stolen Q-tips,
Six feathered balls,
Five MILK JUG RINGS!
Four munchy house plants,
Three running faucets,
Two fuzzy mousies,
And a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!!

Received from Irene A. Mystery.