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Christmas in Elementary School Date: Sent Thursday, December 18, 2014 Category: None

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Christmas in an Elementary School
(sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland)

Children scream, they're not listen'
When they go, we're not missin' em',
In all of this pain, we try to stay sane,
Workin' in an elementary school.

Christmas comes, they're excited,
Though our nerves they've ignited,
They're off of the walls, they run in the halls,
Workin' in an elementary school.

In the lunchroom we can hear them yellin'
And we know that they are really wound.
Someone hits, the other says, "I'm tellin'!"
And that is when our heads begin to pound.

Pretty soon we'll be restin''
cause our nerves, they've been testin'
We're happy it's clear,
it just comes once a year
Christmas in an Elementary School!!!

Author Unknown

Received from Timothy Anger.