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Yom Kippur Date: Sent Wednesday, September 23, 2015 Category: None

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A man comes to synagogue on Yom Kippur to call the doctor about his sick child. "Do you have a ticket?" asks the usher at the door.

"No I don't. I just need to speak to Doctor Schwartz."

"Sorry, I can't let you in without a ticket."

"But you don't understand -- my child is sick and I may need to take him to the hospital. This is a matter of life and death!"

The usher finally relents -- "Okay, I'll let you in. But don't let me catch you praying!"

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