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Groaners: Short Tails Date: Sent Wednesday, December 9, 2015 Category: None

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Office Lunch

People in my office were forgetting about food they'd left in the employee's refrigerator. new policy asked that a name and date be marked on each container. As a reminder, a sign was posted: "Please date your food." Below, someone had scribbled: "What? And give up men?" (Peggy VanDell)

The Latest Buzz...

The summer band class I taught was just getting underway when a large insect flew into the room. The sixth-graders, eager to play their shiny new instruments, tried to ignore the buzzing intruder, but eventually one student, Tommy, could stand it no more. He rolled up his music book and swatted the insect and then stomped on it to ensure its fate. "Is it a bee," another student asked. "Nope," Tommy replied. "Bee flat." (John Talcolt)

Received from Stan Kegel.