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Phobias Date: Sent Wednesday, January 10, 2001 Category: None

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/* Advice: You have to pronounce these in order to get the joke. Have a great day! */

Amathophobia: The fear of dust.

Anananany: The inability to stop spelling 'banana' once you've started.

Anatidaephobia: The fear that wherever you are, a duck is watching!

Androphobia: The fear of men.

Angoraphobia: The fear of soft sweaters and rabbits.

Anthropophobia: The fear of human beings.

Archibutyrophobia: The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.

Eonaphobics: The fear of transvestites.

Friendorphobia: The fear of being asked "Who goes there?"

Friggaphobics: People who fear Fridays.

Genuphobia: The fear of knees.

Graphophobia: The fear of writing.

Heortophobia: The fear of holidays.

Iophobia: The fear of rust.

Katagelophobia: The fear of ridicule.

Lyssophobia: The fear of insanity.

Peniaphobia: The fear of poverty.

Phobaphobia: The fear of fear itself.

Phobia: What you have left over after you drink two out of a 6-pack.

Phronemophobia: The fear of thinking.

Pognophobia: The fear of beards.

Quadriphobia: The fear of 4-way stops and not knowing who goes next.

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