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Ten Things A Mom Doesn't Want To Hear
Date: Sent Friday, May 12, 2017
Category: Mothers
Rating: 3.45/5 (56 votes)
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1. I swallowed a goldfish.

2. Your lipstick works better than crayons.

3. Does grape juice leave a stain???

4. The principal called...

5. But DAD says that word all the time.

6. What's it cost to fix a window???

7. Has anyone seen my earthworms???

8. I painted your shoes pretty, huh Mommy?

9. The dog doesn't like dressing up in your clothes.

10. I'm moving out. (Well, maybe some days.)

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